Just kidding, of course. Thank you based god ;_; this song is the saddest song I eva heard. +1 rep this post if u creys every time ;_;
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Posted by Staton on 10 March 2012 - 11:14 PM
Posted by Algernon on 14 February 2013 - 03:14 PM
rap battle pls
There once was a nigga called Jon
Who sucked big, fat cock all night long
He’s EC’s punk-ass bitch
A true title which
He’ll keep and he’ll hold ‘til he’s gone
Posted by Two Headed Bro on 10 March 2012 - 11:12 PM
Posted by Steve on 04 August 2013 - 11:16 AM
Craziest place for me: right here on ec!
Are you trying to say that you jerked over EC, or that you screwed on top of a monitor displaying the website? Or did you print out pages and pages of the forums, lay them on your floor, varnish them over, wait for it to dry and then have sex on that? Because either of those are bad.
Posted by Hannibal Lecture on 21 June 2015 - 03:13 PM
Posted by nah on 29 July 2013 - 05:01 AM
Hate to break it to ya but your 'girlfriend' and 'Bubblekilla' have the same IP address and are most likely the same person.
Posted by Steve on 14 February 2013 - 02:52 AM
I only read part of this and felt the need to ask this. If you've had sex with someone and didnt really feel much of anything(not that I'm steril) but it took me almost 7 hours in the bed my first time.... She was enjoying it to the very end apparently cuz she was on top at that point and still having fun with it but is that bad? I've never asked but I really wanna know. It always takes me a really really long time in bed to get anything.
7 hours? I think someone's exaggerating just a little bit. But no, it's not strange to not feel anything when you're first having sex. You just need to find the right way to do things, some people are really picky when it comes to pleasure and you may be one of them. Try being in control yourself, try new positions etc. and really get into it. My first time lasted longer than I wanted it to, it was mostly the inexperience and shyness that caused it.
You may also be gay, so try turning her over and calling her Gary, see if that does anything for ya.
Posted by Staton on 11 January 2013 - 10:11 AM
If I were a responsible moderator I would lock this thread but...just look at them EC. I mean...
Posted by Insane Pie on 10 November 2012 - 04:50 PM
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Posted by Algernon on 20 March 2012 - 02:54 PM
Shut the fuck up, you fucking retard. I hope you die in a car fire.
sterben Nazi-Motherfucker Ich hoffe, dass es eine Hölle gibt, so dass Sie in kann verbrennen Ich bin der Jude Bär die wirkliche Ich hoffe, Sie in Ihrem Bunker zu verstecken, um es ein wenig schwierig zu finden
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Posted by Staton on 23 September 2013 - 06:41 AM
If you autistic children don't cut your shit right now I'll fucking wreck u m8s i swear it on me mum
Posted by Steve on 28 April 2013 - 10:55 PM
Piss of man.. I hate men. why do you think im lesbian?
Yet you support presidents that are clearly men? I'm straight, but I don't hate men, I think you just have a problem. I think you need to step back and realise you're a turd, softly floating in an ocean.
Posted by .. ... on 27 December 2012 - 02:21 PM
When I moved in I found an old bottle/tube thing under the sink with the label torn off. I'm pretty sure its either shampoo, body wash or toothpaste.
Just been using it as all three.