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#1243405 What Turns You On?

Posted by Algernon on 01 October 2011 - 04:06 AM

Sexual arousal as a result of dominance and control is a common trait of serial killers and rapists. If you enjoy that, I strongly recommend that you seek a therapist for help controlling your urges before they overwhelm you.

You know what other common traits all serial killers had? Breathing. That's right. They all breathed. So if you breathe, I strongly recommend you seek out a therapist to help you stop breathing. Murderer.
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#1267347 A Message To Ec

Posted by Staton on 10 March 2012 - 11:14 PM

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Just kidding, of course. Thank you based god ;_; this song is the saddest song I eva heard. +1 rep this post if u creys every time ;_;
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#1305718 -_-

Posted by Algernon on 14 February 2013 - 03:14 PM

rap battle pls

 

There once was a nigga called Jon

Who sucked big, fat cock all night long

He’s EC’s punk-ass bitch

A true title which

He’ll keep and he’ll hold ‘til he’s gone

 

BITCH!


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#1267346 A Message To Ec

Posted by Two Headed Bro on 10 March 2012 - 11:12 PM


EC remember whenever you get down, whenever life isn't going so well....
I love you even though things sometimes are hard, I just put it up to.... in the air
sometimes I cry but it's ok, we'll be alright.
I love you EC stay #based.
bum bum bum bum mm mm mm mm do do do do and I love you. <3
Chin up EC, we will get through this together.
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#1319560 Craziest Places You've Done It

Posted by Steve on 04 August 2013 - 11:16 AM

Craziest place for me: right here on ec!

Are you trying to say that you jerked over EC, or that you screwed on top of a monitor displaying the website? Or did you print out pages and pages of the forums, lay them on your floor, varnish them over, wait for it to dry and then have sex on that? Because either of those are bad. 


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#1300868 Things That Make You Clean (Lol)

Posted by .. ... on 27 December 2012 - 02:21 PM

When I moved in I found an old bottle/tube thing under the sink with the label torn off.  I'm pretty sure its either shampoo, body wash or toothpaste.

 

Just been using it as all three.


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#1336205 Looking For Fun

Posted by Hannibal Lecture on 21 June 2015 - 03:13 PM

Hey everyone! This is an invite for anyone feeling naughty and wanting to have some fun if your interested kik PatchworkPatient boys and girls are welcome and the more the merrier ;)
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#1305668 Ask sex questions here

Posted by Steve on 14 February 2013 - 02:52 AM

I only read part of this and felt the need to ask this. If you've had sex with someone and didnt really feel much of anything(not that I'm steril) but it took me almost 7 hours in the bed my first time.... She was enjoying it to the very end apparently cuz she was on top at that point and still having fun with it but is that bad? I've never asked but I really wanna know. It always takes me a really really long time in bed to get anything.

7 hours? :lol: I think someone's exaggerating just a little bit. But no, it's not strange to not feel anything when you're first having sex. You just need to find the right way to do things, some people are really picky when it comes to pleasure and you may be one of them. Try being in control yourself, try new positions etc. and really get into it. My first time lasted longer than I wanted it to, it was mostly the inexperience and shyness that caused it.

 

You may also be gay, so try turning her over and calling her Gary, see if that does anything for ya. 


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#1302318 I Am A Cheater

Posted by Staton on 11 January 2013 - 10:11 AM

If I were a responsible moderator I would lock this thread but...just look at them EC. I mean...


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#1296781 Pregnancy When Your Young

Posted by Insane Pie on 10 November 2012 - 04:50 PM

I have to disagree with you. I know a few people in their early 20's who are more than perfectly capable of taking care of a child and providing for that child.
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#1286333 Craziest Places You've Done It

Posted by kylie~ on 31 July 2012 - 08:47 PM

In my head.
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#1284524 </3

Posted by Bear on 16 July 2012 - 03:04 AM

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ONLY $24.95!
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#1268310 [Art] Nazi Gurl

Posted by Algernon on 20 March 2012 - 02:54 PM

sterben Nazi-Motherfucker Ich hoffe, dass es eine Hlle gibt, so dass Sie in kann verbrennen Ich bin der Jude Br die wirkliche Ich hoffe, Sie in Ihrem Bunker zu verstecken, um es ein wenig schwierig zu finden

Shut the fuck up, you fucking retard. I hope you die in a car fire.
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#1256592 Bahhh Hummmbugg!

Posted by Lightning. on 21 December 2011 - 05:55 PM

Hyena don't you think you're ruining it for yourself by telling people off because they don't like Christmas, no one is actually deliberately setting out to ruin Christmas for people. And I think you're being unfair by acting like a brat and trying to force people into being jolly about a time of the year that isn't that jolly for them
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#1217871 D-Ja-V?

Posted by O Brave New World on 10 June 2011 - 06:20 AM

There must be a glitch in the matrix.
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#1359378 Power!

Posted by Algernon on 11 October 2015 - 06:11 AM

UNLIMITED POWER!

 

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#1336206 Looking For Fun

Posted by Hannibal Lecture on 21 June 2015 - 04:04 PM

Or contact my co administrator Kasaithedemonhound on kik
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#1321489 Craziest Places You've Done It

Posted by Staton on 23 September 2013 - 06:41 AM

If you autistic children don't cut your shit right now I'll fucking wreck u m8s i swear it on me mum


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#1309580 U.s. Presidents Indicted For War Crimes

Posted by Steve on 28 April 2013 - 10:55 PM

Piss of man.. I hate men. why do you think im lesbian?

Yet you support presidents that are clearly men? I'm straight, but I don't hate men, I think you just have a problem. I think you need to step back and realise you're a turd, softly floating in an ocean. 


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#1319198 Being Accused Of Cheating And Really Thinking About Killing Myself.

Posted by nah on 29 July 2013 - 05:01 AM

Hate to break it to ya but your 'girlfriend' and 'Bubblekilla' have the same IP address and are most likely the same person.


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