Ok, ok, so here's the deal. Emo Spongebob got played by Kathyslovelysuicide or w/e and she's pretending to be Bubbakilla. For one, if it were "probably her cousin" she would recognize her pic. 2nd she said she knows how to cover her tracks meaning she goes to zproxy.com or some website feeling like a badass hacker but was too lazy to do it during her first reply to this thread therefore her IP matched leading her to try and make up some story. She gets mad and doesn't reply on her original Kathylovessuicide account after she was caught red handed, so she goes to some proxy site or the library (I don't fucking know exactly how but it's easy as shit to post something on a different IP) and she herself starts defending herself against the mods saying it was her herself.
When in all reality... Kathy is a 38 year old man named Phil too fat to see his own virgin penis so he googled pictures of other dudes' penises to give himself an idea of what his looks like but started liking it too much and now wants to have sex with a dude but nobody wants to go through the trouble of spreading his 2 gigantic ass cheeks to search for the black hole and get their penis vacuumed into an alternate reality therefore he created the alternate reality of Kathy hoping to trick someone into meeting him where he will then chloroform his victim and have sex with him then spend the next 5 years (before his heart attack) tricking his victim into bum effing him by saying he'll set him free from his tiny little prison cage.
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