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My Girl Friends Dead. :(


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I once had a girlfriend, but then one day she dumped me and everywhere I'd go people would ask me where she was. I don't want to talk about her but someone always asks about her, so I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.

I say it's leukaemia or sometimes bulimia or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head. I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy or the looks on their faces when I tell them how she passed away. It's a total lie, but it's easier on me than having to admit she likes someone else. when I talk I tell people to;
"Please change the subject or I am going to go jump off a building and join her in heaven."
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You bitch! Don't you ever do that again! *slaps*
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half funny, half, really not funny
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You're pathetic.

Especially since you come down on ppl because they cut and shit like that, when you're doing shit like this.


Grow up. Tell them she dumped you instead of looking for pity.
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QUOTE (Unfit @ Aug 2 2008, 11:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're pathetic.

Especially since you come down on ppl because they cut and shit like that, when you're doing shit like this.


Grow up. Tell them she dumped you instead of looking for pity.

When have I ever come down on people here for cutting?
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QUOTE (death.by.pretzel @ Aug 2 2008, 11:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
half funny, half, really not funny

Its very funny if your me.
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thats me biggrin.gif
glad to be different!
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Lol I found it funny once I got over the initial shock of the title. tongue.gif
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QUOTE (Finality @ Aug 3 2008, 12:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lol I found it funny once I got over the initial shock of the title. tongue.gif

Hehehe. happy.gif
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QUOTE (death.by.pretzel @ Aug 3 2008, 12:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
thats me biggrin.gif
glad to be different!

In other words... your a damned freak and should be made to feel as such.
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That's just sad, If your saying your girlfriend is dead is really pathetic, You are seriously getting into some trouble. Don't do that, It will end very bad.
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At first I was shocked but then I read it and all through reading it I was just thinking of the song She Left Me by Go:Audio =P ... anyways, I don't really know what else to say =/
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My girlfriend was killed in a car accident...






..And I laughed at this post. Keep up the good work Mr. Johnson!
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I know that it hurts that she isn't yours anymore, and it's okay that you don't want to talk about her. However it's not cool to tell ppl she dead. It's cruel.

There are better ways to cope w/ it.
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omg u git!!!! that is so horrible. ure just a cowardly atention seeking whore!
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QUOTE (XxallaloneXx @ Aug 4 2008, 06:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
omg u git!!!! that is so horrible. ure just a cowardly atention seeking whore!


your a twat, rellik would kick your arse... we've watched it. We had popcorn and everything.
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QUOTE (XxallaloneXx @ Aug 3 2008, 10:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
omg u git!!!! that is so horrible. ure just a cowardly atention seeking whore!

You're on The EMO CORNER Forums. Everybody and their mother is an attention whore.
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What happens when they find out she's not dead? :0
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QUOTE (Stinkini @ Aug 4 2008, 10:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What happens when they find out she's not dead? :0

"Hey dude, Isn't that your girlfriend? *Points*"
*Walks over*
It's a miracle! Your alive...!!...

Hey, Is that Jesus? *Friend looks away* *Pulls out silenced 9mm and caps GF in head*
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I thought some of you would offer sympathy, besides you all calling me a bastard, yet how many people here get sympathy from you when they are with someone but love someone else? Isn't that a million times worse then what I've done?
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