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Stupid Limericks From School

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    Delicate Snowflake

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There once was a boy nick-named Klotz,
Who liked painting big fusia pots.
The pots came to life,
With rebellious strife,
And murdered that boy nick-named Klotz

There are six kids playing Red-Rover,
In a small town outside of Dover.
It started to rain,
And Jim did they blame?
Now, its five kids playing Red-Rover.

There once was a girl from Beloose,
Who had a small, pink pair of shoes.
With no hint of grace,
She fell on her face,
And promptly threw out her pink shoes.

In the neighboring house lived a man,
Whose wife enjoyed dancing the Can-Can.
She kicked up her leg.
?Please! Don?t!? he did beg,
And off went the head of that man

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ROFL.....I like these.
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