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Ask Minerva (c'mon, Don't Be Shy)


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So I got some time until I get off work, and I'm all caught up, so I got spare time, and will answer any question that you can come up with (Not sure if it'll be completly true, I'm not god) Or if you want advice, or w/e... lets see how creative you can get.
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Why are cats made of win and dogs made of fail?
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If you cut off your penis, what is the exact volume of blood you will lose?
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QUOTE (RoscoBenjamin @ May 21 2008, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why are cats made of win and dogs made of fail?

Are you speaking a different language? Here's your answer anyways:
cats are aliens who came to this planet in the time of the egytians, and decided never to leave, and dogs are wild beasts from the wild that the caveman enjoyed watching poop and hump eachother, so he mad dog his pet.
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QUOTE (Evility @ May 21 2008, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you cut off your penis, what is the exact volume of blood you will lose?

If you do it yourself it will only leak a little, approximately 30-35 drops at most, and it will eventually heal into a smiley face where you penus used to be. If it was done by an angry lover it woun't bleed, and then you can re-attatch it and becvome a porn star because the scars will make it look stronger.

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Why is my penis so small? sad.gif
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QUOTE (RoscoBenjamin @ May 21 2008, 02:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is Bikecat so awesome?

it's awsome because you say so...
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QUOTE (Teh Sin @ May 21 2008, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is my penis so small? sad.gif

Because you have extremely large hands. Get into playing basket ball, find a petite girlfriend, and have her hold it for you. You'll feel a whole lot better about yourself.
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QUOTE (Minerva @ May 22 2008, 06:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because you have extremely large hands. Get into playing basket ball, find a petite girlfriend, and have her hold it for you. You'll feel a whole lot better about yourself.

Why don't I have a girlfriend? sad.gif
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Because your aviator (in life) is frightening...
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Why does john terry fail at life?
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QUOTE (RoscoBenjamin @ May 22 2008, 06:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why does john terry fail at life?

because he's clumsy. He should take ballet up for that, and then he'd improve on his game...
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FUCK YEAH A SOCCERFAG
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QUOTE (RoscoBenjamin @ May 22 2008, 06:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
FUCK YEAH A SOCCERFAG

Not really, I googled him so that I would know who the hell you were talking about... lol
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QUOTE (Minerva @ May 22 2008, 09:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not really, I googled him so that I would know who the hell you were talking about... lol

GASP.YOU DISAPPOINT ME.YOU FAIL NOW
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QUOTE (RoscoBenjamin @ May 22 2008, 06:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
GASP.YOU DISAPPOINT ME.YOU FAIL NOW

It was either that or pull something out of my ass... Ih hindesight I should've gotten the gloves...
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QUOTE (Minerva @ May 22 2008, 09:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It was either that or pull something out of my ass... Ih hindesight I should've gotten the gloves...

It would have been more amusing.
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