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Alright, so as some of you may have found out, Algernon made an EC scroll for us. Al and I then worked on the idea of having other EC members add onto it. Hopefully you guys like the idea as well, and will contribute to it. I figure it'd be a funny and amusing way to connect us all together.

So here's how I think it'll work. You read the lovely scroll. Then, if you want, you can add to it. Obviously it has to be about EC or the members here. Once you've written your bit, you can pm it to me. I'll review it and see if it's fit for the scroll. If it is, I'll edit it in. I'll give credit to the writer, of course. If I don't like it I'll politely refuse. Or you can just read it and enjoy. Either way works :]

That's all I've really thought of as of now. If you've got some suggestions, pleasepm me about them and I'll see what I can do.

Enjoy reading.

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I. written by Algernon
II. Josh
III. Beth
IV. Algernon
V. .A Broken Solace.
Al's Intro:

I totally found this on a recent archaeological dig. It's too bad that most of the scroll has either crumbled away or was obscured completely with dried blood, but I could decipher two stanzas. The first one is in anapestic tetrameter (da-da-DUM-da-da-DUM-da-da-DUM-da-da-DUM) and the second one is in some kind of aborted dactylic tetrameter (DUM-da-da-DUM-da-da-DUM).

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THE EC SCROLL

I.
We fought hard, we slew all, we were swimming in blood
And their corpses were thrown and cast down in the mud
There was Rellik and Archetype just hacking away
Both were bloodied and hurt but kept newbies at bay
Worthy Josh and No Quarter were doing their parts
Swiftly stabbing and pounding and piercing the hearts
Of those Newbies that wanted to come in and spam
But relent we did not, every Noob we did slam

Some had a hammer and others an axe
Newbies were swarming, no time to relax
Tired we grew but the ending was nigh
Break did their front and their corpses piled high
‘Owned!’ we all cried when their leader fell dead
‘Lulz!’ echoed we when we cut off his head
This was the end of another dull day
Noobs would return, but again we would slay

II.
The noobs had began a counter attack and swarmed once more,
Their patterns followed the same and they were quickly slaughtered,
The members swords were bloodied and their armor shone red,
Ec was safe once more.

III.
a blue name appeared on a time, kinda rare
a mirage? no, truth, because admin was there
when he'll return, well, nobody knows
admin is a nomad, he comes and he goes.

IV.
A weathered old hand swept ‘cross Kane’s ugly head
Admin had come! No more was Kane dead
Some regulars wept, some regulars cheered
Some just trolled and some were weird
But there was no time to bicker, because hark and lo!
Yonder in the hills a swarm of n00bs did flow
Defenders assembled, walls were reared up
The scared one gulped from Socrates’ cup
A historical reference! Some readers cry
Fuck off, I don’t care, go wither and die
The newbies returned with razor in hand
T-shirts showed logos of some crappy band
Their wrists were still bloodied, ‘though not very much
What do you think? They were pussies as such
Ballistas were brought forth from the invaders’ ranks
Admin thundered, ‘No time for these pranks!
I will warn you and ban you and delete your accounts!
Never mind my soft words, it’s the action that counts!
Moderators and members, your forum doth call
Let’s kill these nooblets, once and for all!’

V.
The noobs came rushing in
Posting liek ths
They're topics annoyed us
And soon face met fist
Grabbing their razors
And dressed in all black
They attacked us intently
But were forced to fall back

After them we ran
Leaving nooblets in our wake
The weakest fell first
They were met with a ban
As we closed in
The noobs watched their brethren die
They called in reinforcements
We faced more "Hi gaiz, im bi!"
We didn't give up
And as the noobs bled
They heard a synchronized shout
"Stop making stupid threads!"
The battle raged on
And like pigs to the slaughter they fell
We continued on fighting
Banishing newbies to hell
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I'm now opening this topic.
You're allowed to discuss the scroll and what not in this thread. But if you post aditions to it in a post, it will be deleted.
If you want to add on, you have to pm me.

If this doesn't work well, I'll lock it again.
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II was all me.
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Ah nice, mine made it in biggrin.gif
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QUOTE (x.Josh.x @ Jul 3 2009, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
II was all me.

totally dude

QUOTE (.A Broken Solace. @ Jul 3 2009, 11:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ah nice, mine made it in biggrin.gif

Yeah smile.gif
I didn't see anything wrong with it
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lol I wrote something like this years ago. but it was about four girls I knew going on dates with orlando bloom. ah, memories.
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Awsome. now i must thaink of something HMMMMM
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This is really interesting
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I love you, Jess.
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QUOTE (Jessticles @ Sep 28 2009, 12:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is a good idea, maybe to actually get interest in it, you could have writing part of it, including as many members as possible, as a new competition? 

Now that would be a competition I would be interested in.
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I like this. It's pretty awesome.
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I can only imagine this happening with everyone wearing viking hats. 'Tis glorious. happy.gif
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cool
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gonna pin this in best poems.
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