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[LionJess]

Based on the poll I made, Templar is the next featured member (I know, it's like all my dreams coming true at once!)

You guys know the rules by now.

The layout this time is everyone can ask questions straight away, bear in mind if this turns into a conversation I'm going to start deleting posts.

Templar doesn't have to answer questions that are too personal, too perverse or that have already been answered.

Any problems, ya know where m'office is.

Templar - enjoy



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First batch of questions (thanks sentient):


What are 5 goals you've set yourself on your general to-do list of life?

Do you believe that people are inherently good, or bad?

What is your middle name, if you have one?

You're in a committed relationship. Do you prefer your significant other to show you they love you with grand, sweeping gestures of romance (candles, roses, surprising you with something they took time to make for you - poems, artworks, whatever) or with quiet, little gestures of tenderness (making you your favorite meal, giving you a backrub after a long day's work etc.)?

Have you had sex before? If so, do you remember your first time as being a good experience?

If you could change one thing about yourself, physically, what would it be?

What is your favourite dessert?

Describe what a fun weekend would be for you.

What are some of your pet peeves?

When people go fishing, do you think that they should eat the fish, or that they should release it back into the water? (And 'whatever they want', 'depends how hungry they are' etc. are not valid answers - what do YOU think?)

Do you sing in the shower? Anything in particular, or just whatever's stuck in your head at that moment?

how did you pick your username and why?

If you had to meet 5 people off of EC who would it be and why?

[LionJess]

ONE MINUTE EARLY.

FAIL JESS, FAIL.

^ That did actually really irritate me.

Templar - are you fussy about timekeeping, does people being late or early piss you off?

[Josh Joshson]

I'm also going to be deleting off-topic posts.

What is your real name?

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Wat

Also, I doubt I'll find any question too personal, so ask away.

inb4 somebody proves me wrong

[Waylander]

Where do you live.

if I hit you with a shovel would you die?

if not would you mind standing still whilst I shot you.

Why won't you go home.

Do you want Geist back.

Why do you have that fucking odd avatar which stopped being funny a long time ago.

Why are you not the epic troll everyone claimed you were.

Why are you such a disappointment.

[Lostnbrokenhearted4ever]

You smoke? If so, what you burning?

[Law]

Where do you live.

if I hit you with a shovel would you die?

if not would you mind standing still whilst I shot you.

Why won't you go home.

Do you want Geist back.

Why do you have that fucking odd avatar which stopped being funny a long time ago.

Why are you not the epic troll everyone claimed you were.

Why are you such a disappointment.

Questions generally have question marks at the end.

Does it irritate you when people cannot punctuate correctly?

Do you find serial killers interesting?

[Waylander]

I don't live by the laws of Grammar.

What is your favourite colour?

What is your favourite number?

How old are you?

Why did you join EC?

How did You find EC?

Ohai Question marks

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What are 5 goals you've set yourself on your general to-do list of life?

Join the army and become a paratrooper, if I should get married and or have kids-make sure they have a great life, become wealthy, live a life of general accomplishment, die in combat.

Do you believe that people are inherently good, or bad?

I think its about 50/50. I think people are inherently selfish.

What is your middle name, if you have one?

I will not reveal this because I believe that and my first name would be enough to identify me. It isn't particularly exciting or unique though. Starts with L and has 5 letters.

You're in a committed relationship. Do you prefer your significant other to show you they love you with grand, sweeping gestures of romance (candles, roses, surprising you with something they took time to make for you - poems, artworks, whatever) or with quiet, little gestures of tenderness (making you your favorite meal, giving you a backrub after a long day's work etc.)?

Either/or.

Have you had sex before? If so, do you remember your first time as being a good experience?

Yes, but my first time was a terrible experience.

If you could change one thing about yourself, physically, what would it be?

I guess be more muscular, since I'll exclude things like indestructibility.

What is your favourite dessert?

French vanilla ice cream.

Describe what a fun weekend would be for you.

Paintballing or some other wargame, and possibly getting laid.

What are some of your pet peeves?

Selfishness, arrogance, elitism.

When people go fishing, do you think that they should eat the fish, or that they should release it back into the water? (And 'whatever they want', 'depends how hungry they are' etc. are not valid answers - what do YOU think?)

Eat it. Why would you be fishing unless you wanted to eat the thing.

[RoscoBenjamin]

Do you worship me

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Do you sing in the shower? Anything in particular, or just whatever's stuck in your head at that moment?

If nobody else is in the house. And Never Gonna Give You Up and Still Alive. I'm told I have a good singing voice.

how did you pick your username and why?

I don't know exactly. Because my other account was banned, and I know the admin won't unban it.

If you had to meet 5 people off of EC who would it be and why?

Staton ; He seems like a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything
Equinox ; To mock him
Admin ; Because I am sure he would be less than thrilled at meeting me
Sentient ; Because she is one of the few users on here worth a damn
I don't know about the last one.

Templar - are you fussy about timekeeping, does people being late or early piss you off?

It depends. I usually like to wing it, but if there is a general schedule and we are 2 hours late it is liable to piss me off.

What is your real name?

Alex

[Lostnbrokenhearted4ever]

Your middle name is Lance?

My uncle's name is that.

[Law]

Windows or mac? ...or linux?

Run dxdiag and paste the first page here?

What programs are currently installed on your computer?

Do you download music, and if yes, from where?

Do you know anything about programming or hacking?

[Waylander]

If you had to kill one person from EC who would it be.? It cannot be me.

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Where do you live.

In the United States of America.

if I hit you with a shovel would you die?

No. I would fight back, take the shovel from you, and proceed to beat you.

if not would you mind standing still whilst I shot you.

If there was no avenue of escape, yes, I would stand still and not grant you the pleasure of knowing that I ran.

Why won't you go home.

I am home. Sitting at my computer.

Do you want Geist back.

Not particularly.

Why do you have that fucking odd avatar which stopped being funny a long time ago.

I like it. Why do you keep that picture of yourself as an avatar even after your hopes were spoiled and you were basically called fat in the HoN forums?

Why are you not the epic troll everyone claimed you were.

How little you know.

Why are you such a disappointment.

I don't think I'm a disappointment, so I supposed you'd have to tell me.

You smoke? If so, what you burning?

No. Tried a cigarette once and didn't care for it. I don't plan on trying weed.

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Does it irritate you when people cannot punctuate correctly?

Not really. Although it can be hard to decipher.

Do you find serial killers interesting?

Yes.

What is your favourite colour?

Green.

What is your favourite number?

26.

How old are you?

17.

Why did you join EC?

I wanted to troll and fight for Anon.

How did You find EC?

4chan.org

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Do you worship me

No.

Your middle name is Lance?

Not lance.

Windows or mac? ...or linux?

I like the ease of use of macs, but the software compatibility pretty much has me forced to use Windows. Vista blows. I've never tried linux.

Run dxdiag and paste the first page here?

dxdiag doesn't let me copy anything, but then again, I'm computer retarded so it may be me. If you are wondering about my setup, it's a shitbox.

What programs are currently installed on your computer?

The only ones I regularly use are Opera, notepad, calculator, iTunes, and bitTorrent.

Do you download music, and if yes, from where?

Occasionally from limewire, but more frequently from mininova.org

Do you know anything about programming or hacking?

Not a thing.

Wow, must fucking suck that you've gone from that to "Featured member"

Anon no longer fights here, so my purpose is fulfilled.

If you had to kill one person from EC who would it be.? It cannot be me.

Myself.

[Lostnbrokenhearted4ever]

Not lance.

Luceo?

[Waylander]

What do you feel about me?

[Law]

I like the ease of use of macs, but the software compatibility pretty much has me forced to use Windows. Vista blows. I've never tried linux.

Ah, an easy way to try Linux would be to get virtual OS software, microsoft has a free one. It's also a great way to protect from viruses. You could also run XP virtually on a vista pc. Though apparently vista service pack 2 fixes a lot of the bugs, do you have service pack 2?

dxdiag doesn't let me copy anything, but then again, I'm computer retarded so it may be me. If you are wondering about my setup, it's a shitbox.

Ah, yes, that little atrocity slipped my mind. Screenshot?