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How The Grinch Troll'd Christmas (ec Winter Entry)

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Started by Old Spice Guy , Dec 09 2009 10:36 PM

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Old Spice Guy
Posted 09 December 2009 - 10:36 PM

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Twas the night before Christmas, members deep in their slumber,
There were sheep jumping fences, many saws cutting lumber.


EC was deserted, everyone gone,
but right at that moment, someone logged on.


A troll terrifying! User: xXThe GrinchXx
"Now lets have some fun...", he said with teeth clinched.


One crooked grin later, elated with glee,
He found what he wanted, A folder named /b/.


It was stuffed to the max, bursting at the seams,
filled with internet hate, and terrible memes.


Threads were filled to the brim, with goats.e and porn,
All through the night, and into the morn'.


Insult to injury, he "7yped lyk3 d1s".
(I guess you could say he was taking the piss)

He came back Christmas Day, anticipating terror,
But everyone was happy...this must be an error!

RAGE was let out. A keyboard was slammed.
Two words on the screen. And they were...

...Perma Banned.


Seasons greetings and happy holidays everyone. Hope you enjoyed. smile.gif

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 10:43 PM

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I loved it :]
put a smile on my face.

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Old Spice Guy
Posted 09 December 2009 - 10:48 PM

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Success!


Lol Thank you very much. biggrin.gif

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 10:52 PM

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ha, that was an epic poem, I must say :]

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 10:54 PM

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If I could draw I would illustrate the book. Terrific job.

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 11:29 PM

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that is brilliant.

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 11:41 PM

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Ahhh, I loved it!,xD

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 12:38 AM

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Win. That deserves to be in the best section. I lol'd the whole way through.

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 01:33 AM

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This is clearly made of win. laugh.gif

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 03:57 AM

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Nice, Brett.

Ledge this is.

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 04:48 AM

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This was great. :]
Thanks for joining the comp.

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Old Spice Guy
Posted 10 December 2009 - 10:27 AM

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^ I can't wait to see the other entries. Lol and thanks Erin.

QUOTE (loveless5708 @ Dec 9 2009, 11:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If I could draw I would illustrate the book. Terrific job.

Something tells me it wouldn't sell so well with the kids. laugh.gif Thanks. smile.gif
QUOTE (NotQuiteJesus @ Dec 10 2009, 12:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that is brilliant.

Tom approves. Score.
QUOTE (Forzare? @ Dec 10 2009, 12:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ahhh, I loved it!,xD

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QUOTE (Sakari @ Dec 10 2009, 01:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Win. That deserves to be in the best section. I lol'd the whole way through.

XD Thanks Andrew. :3
QUOTE (death.by.pretzel @ Dec 10 2009, 04:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nice, Brett.

Ledge this is.

Much appreciated Joey. biggrin.gif I luff you guise. wub.gif

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 10:41 AM

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Every stanza was pure win laugh.gif

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 10:51 AM

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Lol. Thanks Kate. tongue.gif Our conversation the other day about trolling inspired me.

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 11:49 AM

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I loved it. Whichever poem follows this is going to have a hard act to follow. tongue.gif

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 12:02 PM

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Thanks bro. And there are some really good poets on here. We'll see. tongue.gif

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Posted 11 December 2009 - 04:07 AM

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Gah I love you Brett. xD
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 11:11 AM

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A fantastic first entry - set the bar quite high sir tongue.gif 

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Posted 11 December 2009 - 11:26 AM

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NICE..!!!!! coooolll I loved ittt =D

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Posted 11 December 2009 - 11:44 AM

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QUOTE (RupeeWhore. @ Dec 11 2009, 05:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gah I love you Brett. xD
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Fanks 8D

QUOTE (Jessticles @ Dec 11 2009, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A fantastic first entry - set the bar quite high sir tongue.gif 


Thank you Jess. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Star.gif
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QUOTE (Missy happy.gif @ Dec 11 2009, 12:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NICE..!!!!! coooolll I loved ittt =D


Thanks, Missy. smile.gif
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