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My Mom's Pussy Stinks


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    Let them eat... Nope, Brioche isn't cake.

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So I'm having dinner with my mom at the Waldorf. Our house trailer fell off the jacks and cut the gas line, so we couldn't cook. We donned our finest attire; mother was wearing a print dress that had the pattern of 60's linoleum flooring, I of course had my Sunday crown with fresh dahlias. Folks sure were going to notice us! So we get to the place and are seated. You should have seen the looks we got!! We sure was dressed up fancy. There was about twenty pieces of silverware at each plate, who needs all that? So I just pushed it all on the floor. Hands are made for eating. This snotty waiter came by to serve us. He seemed to have a stick up his ass about something. I had seen a pigeon sitting up in the chandelier on the way in. I guess it flew in by accident. I asked the waiter to catch it and I would just have that for dinner. He didn't seem to like that too much. I prepared mother's diabetes medication, crushed it up on the table and handed her a straw. She dropped the straw on the floor so I bent over to pick it up. I had my face in her crotch and she blew this GIGANTIC stinky queef right in my face!!!
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Forzare!

Forzare!

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'ight
Good luck with that.
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