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[PageNotFound404]

All you have to do is this:
1st person: I wish *insert wishes here*
2nd person: wish is granted, but then *insert horrible consequences here*

Alright, let me start this biz-nitch:
_I wish for a thousand donuts

[Pretending to be Normal]

a thousand donuts come falling out of the sky and crush you.

i wish for unlimited broadband

[PageNotFound404]

Wish granted, and here comes the bill .... good luck with it, cuz it'll cost ya thousands of billions dollars :3

I wish for the power to read minds

[Insane Pie]

Wish granted. You are overwhelmed by the thought of others and implode.

I wish for a cupcake.

[Pretending to be Normal]

and a cupcake you shall have. unfortunately, its made with salt.

i wish for an alarm clock that works properly >.<

[PageNotFound404]

wish granted, although the alarm is loud as a jet

I wish for a pair of skinny jeans

[Pretending to be Normal]

and skinnies you get, but be warned; they will rip if you try to sit down!

i wish for a sleep in

[Destoroyah!]

Granted. You dont wake up.


I wish i knew what happened to the old one of this.

[PageNotFound404]

It seems like nobody was interested in that thread, so they let it die (or the Mods decided to lock it)

RANDOM BAD STUFF WILL HAPPEN TO YOU (like, spilling milk when eating cereals)

I wish for my ex back, totally forget about what happened so I can start things fresh =s

[Spydre the Unicorn]

Wish granted. They hate your guts.
I wish for history books.

[Destoroyah!]

granted you have out dated history books


I wish you could use VATS in real life

[xxjsexx]

granted but i don't know what VATS are so you just die instead

I wish i had every album from every metal band

[PageNotFound404]

Granted, from the sky, all the Metal music CDs drop down on your head, suffocate you within that heap of CDs

I wish I can play guitar good

[Nayro]

Granted, but only air guitars.

I want to eat homemade pizza.

[PageNotFound404]

Granted, I made you a homemade pizza, but I ate it

I wish for my Xbox to stop getting red circle of death

[Destoroyah!]

Granted. You dont have an xbox


I wish bullet had kirk hammet as the guitarist

[THE WALL]

Granted but Kirk Hammet dies a few hours after signing the contract.

I wish my hair was actually blonde and not strawberry blonde xD

[Destoroyah!]

Granted sadly theres no such thing as strawberry blonde. Its ginger


I wish i was a roman

[Pretending to be Normal]

granted! but youre in the midddle ages, and you will enver see your friends and family ever again.

[PageNotFound404]

non-existent wish is granted, input horrible and offensive consequences here*

I wish for a cure for cancer