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[MeowMeowKittyKat]

Now you have conflicting feelings


I wish I had a penis.

[Dragontasic]

granted but you get castrated

I wish I spoke German and Russian

[MeowMeowKittyKat]

Granted, but now everyone else who speaks those languages are dead....


I wish some as weird as me would love me... c:

[Fujoshi Otaku]

Granted. They love you, but you don't love them.

I wish I could go to Yaoi-con.

[Lady Pitbull]

your wish is granted... but no one is there....


i wish for a perfect world full of happieness that way no one would try to crush other peoples wishes and dreams

[TheCreationist]

Wish granted. But then green space men come and take over the world making everyone their slaves.

I wish for an unlimited supply of cheese its!

[ƒoreverƒorgotten]

Wish granted.... you have an unlimited supply of expired cheese its.

I wish for one million dollars.

[Lady Pitbull]

wish granted but all your new money is monoply money

i wish that there was a perfect pleasure in this world that no one could screw up lmfao

[Fujoshi Otaku]

Granted. It is a photograph of the most beautiful face imaginable. And it is printed on an indestructible, inflexible material, which therefore can not be screwed up. ^w^

I wish it would stop raining just for Saturday.

[Lady Pitbull]

wish granted but now its snowing so bad you cant get out of your front door... and if by some chance you get out then you are frozen in an instant
i wish that the sun would never rize again and nothing would eat me ....examples.... animals ... humans.... monsters... birds.... or fish

[.:.Lish.:.]

Wish granted...all mythical creatures of the night end up returning.

I wish to have a flame thrower.

[Brillix]

Wish granted but the world ran out of gas for amunition
i wish i had wings and could fly

[Carol And Nella]

I doubt how well you could use those, :3 saaayoooo, wish granted but by the end of the day, you end up in the clinic.
Sorry, but at least your healing! ^^

I wish for unlimited minutes for my old phone! ^^D

[Fujoshi Otaku]

Granted. Then you get so excited you drop said phone in a pond.

I wish my dog could speak.

[Carol And Nella]

Waahh.

Wish granted, but then your dog talks you into taking the scary roller coaster!
I wish it could rain chocolate. ^^P

[Fujoshi Otaku]

Granted. It wont stop raining chocolate, and the chocolate rainclouds block out the sun, meaning all life on Earth is dependent on chocolate alone to survive. Then, some magical chemical in the chocolate turns everyone and everything INTO chocolate, and people start eating each other. D:

I wish Akai Shuichi was real so I could hug the hell out of him. X3

[Carol And Nella]

Carol- Wish granted ^^ but he crushes you in the hug so much you run out of oxigen! Wah...
nela- i wish i could meet dahvie vainity from botdf , and hug him ^^D

[Fujoshi Otaku]

D: I wouldn't mind if it was Akai. >///< lolol.

Granted. But earlier he had been hugging a cat with fleas, and some managed to get on his clothes...So the both of you end up itching like mad after the hug.

I wish I was mega super intelligent. >:]

[Carol And Nella]

nella- wish granted, but your brain explodes from all the smartness. ^^) and oh my he hugged a keedy ^^D
Carol- I wish I lived in california. "c

[Fujoshi Otaku]

Granted. But it falls off America and floats out to sea. D:

I wish I didn't have to go out in two hours after staying up all night. D: