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[Nsfw] Is This A Strange Thing To Do?

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Poll: [Nsfw] Is This A Strange Thing To Do? (21 member(s) have cast votes)

Strange?

  1. Yes (9 votes [42.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 42.86%

  2. No (12 votes [57.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 57.14%

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Is it strange to masturbate after you take a poop? I mean you're on the tiolet, it's like your own personal masturation room, free of charge. Where else can you jack off? Sure there's no online nudie pictures but you can just bring in a naughty magazine. Or when you have to look at porn but maybe not enought time to orgasm (we all have slow days) log on to the computer for a quick 30 seconds or so then run to your nearest loo. if you're really horny, just can think dirty thoughts. This might be hard (lol) if you are over the age of 15, but it works for me. Like the fact that women have to pull their pants and panties to pee...Lol.

I am 100% serious and am not a troll.
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given that you are 100% serious and not a troll, i'll proceed to move this to the correct section

i'll also edit the title for ya champ so it makes sense
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Perfectly normal. So long as you clean the seat afterwards. I don't want to sit in a spunk-wad if I'm in there afterwards trying to knock a shit out.
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Hmmm, tried posting but I guess it was moved. Anyways, it's no stranger than jacking off at school with your buddies or jacking off after you take a shower.
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Hmmm, tried posting but I guess it was moved. Anyways, it's no stranger than jacking off at school with your buddies or jacking off after you take a shower.


Funny you mention that because that NEVER works for me.
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If you're jacking off BECAUSE you took a dump, then yes it's weird. However, if you're just in the toilet alone and the mood takes you...
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I believe there is a fetish for this.
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Sure there's no online nudie pictures but you can just bring in a naughty magazine.

Dude, get an iPhone.
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Porno mags are sooooooo 20th century.
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Dude, get an iPhone.


Or just a phone in general.
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tis indeed
and after showers
especially showers. i mean, rubbing yourself all over, then getting to your room, you take the towel off, and there you are, in front of your mirror, in all your glory, and it all turns you on.
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A bit off the wall me thinks. But "weird" I dont think so. We all have our own ways of getting off.
I agree with Hollywood Chad though. Please clean off the seat afterwards... :Big Grin:

The old saying man..."if it feels good, do it" so go for it.
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It's not. It's hard to believe the insane fetishes and quirks people have.

For example, my best friend won't let anyone come near her after she takes a shit.
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I've done it once. Tough shit (no pun intended). Blunkins are ten times more awesome.
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that's weird, but well just my opinion a lot of people think differently
if you feel like doing it go for it xD
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have you tried using your poop as lube? it makes the makes the experience like -x10 better.
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tis indeed
and after showers
especially showers. i mean, rubbing yourself all over, then getting to your room, you take the towel off, and there you are, in front of your mirror, in all your glory, and it all turns you on.

. Now THAT is funny I was laughing so hard my dad came in to check on me anyway yea whtevet
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have you tried using your poop as lube? it makes the makes the experience like -x10 better.

Ok I didn't think it was weird until I read that not only is it weird buts also W-R-O-N-G there is a reason shit comes out of your body instead of going in!
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I can't get off when ever I'm on a toilet for some reason...
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It's not that weird if you shower afterwards. Something about pooping and fapping and NOT having a shower just doesn't sit right with me.
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