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#21
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I love being a guy because

- I don't get periods
- I don't give birth
- I don't get things shoved up my vagina (I don't have a vagina, btw)
- I don't have to care about being pretty - a lot of guys care about their looks

- I don't need to shave my body regularly - there is something called laser hair removal ( it won't grow any more)

- I can take my shirt off anywhere
- I am athletic
- I can be a "playa"

- I can masturbate - why in the hell can't girls masturbate?

- I can cook - I am an amasing cook (honestly)

- I can drive well - I also drive well (never had an accident by the way)

- I don't need to worry about breast cancer - men also have breast cancer, if you don't belive me google it

- I can play videogames

- I can shave my head - I've already shaved one side of my head

- I can join the military for combat roles - women can join de army
I hate being a guy because

- I have been called a fag
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It must suck being a girl. - it does not


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^Already been covered.
I am I really the only one that read his post and understood it? It was blantantly obvious.

People on this site take things so seriously sometimes, it's like you constantly look for posts to argue with.



And I also understand that there are cultural differences between the users of this forum and I am mostly talking from my own view. However, I feel that the things I have said apply to most western cultures, where a woman's position in society is quite equal to a man's.

I am from a Western culture and I agree with Brave New World. A womans position is close to a mans, but it is more socially acceptable for a certain gender to express a certain opinion.

It is more socially acceptable for men to talk about masturbation in public, more specifically to joke about it provocatively. It is more socially acceptable for man to shave his head. How many bald women do you see walking around unless they have some kind of illness? Athletic women are accepted and can be considered attractive, but for the most part women are potrayed as small and petite, a submissive ideal. And I must not live in civilized environment because it is more socially acceptable for men to be "players." This is why men can go around wearing shirts that say PIMP or PLAYA, where as if a women did it, it wouldn't be the norm.
Of course they're are exceptions to what he stated, but he understood it. Seriously guys, lighten the fuck up.


I personally hate being a girl.....

you have to worry what others think.... those skirts and dress's gawh the air that flows through ewwww!
and everything how you have breasts! and ughhhhhh!

being a boy would be so much easier, and being a lesbian i like girls and it would be easier to date. and you wouldnt have boobs, and you COULD PEE STANDING UP!!!!!! THAt would be amazing.


Are you sure you're not confusing "lesbian" with "trans-sexual?"
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Girls can't play videogames? ah man.
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Girls can't play videogames? ah man.

Them's the rules :(
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im so messed up i dont even know what my gender is anymore lol
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Girls can't play videogames? ah man.

They can't play them WELL, that's for sure...
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SLIDE SPONGEBOB SLIDE DOES NOT COUNT, EVER!
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They can't play them WELL, that's for sure...


Most girls suck at video games.. the few who can play are on the other hand fucking hardcore ._.
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Yes, but like most things, the best female video game player will not be as good as the best male one.
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Unless we are playing The sims.
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I admit I am beyond terrible at a lot of games in comparison to the men in my family, but just the same, I can own their arse when it comes to the right selection.

I absolutely adore belonging to a family of tech geeks and gamers.

Unless we are playing The sims.

Every single game of the Sims I have decided to play - died in a fire, killed my baby, and got fired from every job I had. Fuck if that game is easy.
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Every single game of the Sims I have decided to play - died in a fire, killed my baby, and got fired from every job I had. Fuck if that game is easy.


So it wasnt a myth that The Sims gave cancer..
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I'm a fucking boss at videogames thankyouverymuch.

But, anyways, being a girl isn't THAT bad. There are pros and cons either way and we're kinda stuck how we're born. Well, you could get a sex change. But if you're a guy that gets turned into a girl you're still stuck with an Adam's apple and big hands. :D
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Inshallahihi, allah wahamaha anta hafnunahahah.


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I love being a guy because

- I don't get periods
>implying you wouldn't love an excuse to be really pissy with everyone and get whatever you wanted for a week every month
- I don't get things shoved up my vagina (I don't have a vagina, btw)
>implying you don't stick sharpies up your pooper anyway
- I don't have to care about being pretty
>implying you don't care about your appearance
- I don't need to shave my body regularly
>implying you'd look good with a beard
- I can take my shirt off anywhere
>implying anyone wants to see you topless
- I am athletic
>implying there isn't a single woman who can whip your arse in any athletic event (protip there is)
- I can be a "playa"
>implying being a 'playa' douchebag is a good thing
- I can masturbate
>implying women can't/won't masturbate despite it being a billion times better than jacking off
- I can cook
>implying your mum doesn't cook all your meals for you
- I can drive well
>implying jokes are true
- I don't need to worry about breast cancer
>implying men can't get breast cancer
- I can play videogames
>implying women don't play videogames (protip they do)
- I can shave my head
>implying girls are incapable of picking up a razor
- I can join the military for combat roles
>implying you're not a fucking retard

I hate being a guy because

- I have been called a fag
>implying that you're not

It must suck being a girl.


>implying anything you said here wasn't derived from social constructs of what is 'acceptable' or 'expected' and sexist jokes.

Seriously dude.
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Using implied green text is bad enough (I'm even guilty of it jokingly), but going as far as making your text green is just too far. Get the fuck out.
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>IMPLYING I WILL CARE
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can we have mod fight please ? :)
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I hate being a girl :/ But fapping while on my period feels so good ^_^
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