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Alright here's how it works. You'll post a sentence starting with "That Awkward Moment When..." and then finish it with an awkward situation. The exception is that, your awkward moment must be more awkward then the person before you.
Let's see how awkward these get! I'll start it off:

That awkard moment when you cheer and everyone else boos.

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The awkward moment when you were caught having incest with 2 camels in a tiny car while eating a burrito made out fat guy's penises

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^ I think you won.

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Indeed.

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That awkward moment when you realize that the girl you're fucking has 3 hairy nipples and scars just above her vagina from a sex change, ALL THE WHILE she's groping you're balls with her unusually large hands.

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I think still I won, but anyways...



The awkward moment when your mom's abortion fail'd

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That awkward moment when you find out that you're "friends" are shity actors paid for by your parents.

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The awkward moment when you find out not everyone is a hermaphrodite like yourself

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That awkward moment when you find out that you're "friends" are shity actors paid for by your parents.

I bet that's true as well

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I bet that's true as well

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that awkward moment when you rip an idea straight from a facebook meme and it doesn't catch on

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The awkward moment when everyone finds out your fetish for duck poop

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that awkward moment when the cat pees on you as you step in wolf poop and sit on a spoon

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The awkward moment when you see a cupcake and fall down some stairs only to be asked how big you dick is by someone with poor english

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That awkward moment where you go to do a fart and tell everyone to listen because you think it's going to be a really loud fart but you actually just do a poop in your clothes.
That awkward moment where you go to do a fart and tell everyone to listen because you think it's going to be a really loud fart but you actually just do a poop in your clothes.

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That awkward moment when you find out that hooker you just raped and murdered was your mom and you inherited a complete set of STDs

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That awkward moment when you can't think of anything to say

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The akwkard moment when you don't even x.x

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That awkward moment.

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That awkard moment when you and another guy reach for the last drink at the same time, and your hands touch, AND he winks at you