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My friend was a total idiot and had lost his wallet, and for a solution he put a condom in his pencil case. It was so awkward when my teacher had asked to borrow a marker pen in Media and she was like; 'er, josh?'
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It obviously is more likely to happen the longer they're in there.

I've had a couple in my wallet for about a year and a half. Aside from what that says about my sex life, by now the pope probably wouldn't object to them being used. Because, y'know. Holy.

Anyway, I'm in the pill camp. As has been said, too much hassle and they kill the mood faster than a dwarf singing Deutschland Řber Alles at the foot of your bed. Totally in favour of a man-pill.
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My friend was a total idiot and had lost his wallet, and for a solution he put a condom in his pencil case. It was so awkward when my teacher had asked to borrow a marker pen in Media and she was like; 'er, josh?'
:L


When I read this, I thought you said "He lost his pencil case and for a solution used a condom instead". Probably had to do with all the alcohol I had. That would have been hilarious though.
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I used to be on the pill and use condoms but now I'm just using condoms. But only because I've been lazy about getting a fresh prescription for the pill.
Studded condoms FTW.
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when it comes to safe sex... I use a method that has a hundred percent protection rate... Abstinence. But of course I keep a condom in my wallet.
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That's not safe sex. That's no sex. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that - just that there's a difference.

Also, FYI fellas, the wallet is a really bad place to keep a condom on a semi long-term basis.

edit: NVM - Jess already covered that. :D
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Best place is a loose pocket!
Wallet okay for about an hour, but too much heat will be there.

My method of safe sex is using gravity :P

Condoms and birth controll!
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I think I'm pretty safe when keeping a condom in my wallet, it only stays there a couple of months at most. Plus I hardly carry my wallet with me unless I'm shopping and whatnot, which isn't common for me.
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I realise that this is SLIGHTLY off topic, but has anyone tried those condoms with the tingly lube in them? Sweet jesus. It burns. And not even in a good way. IT BURNS. I tried them once and ended up just freezing on top of him right there and then. neither of us could move and we ended up in hysterics laughing about it/practically crying trying to wash it off in the shower immediately. Not hot at all!


Yeah, I had the tingly lube on it's own in a bottle. It just felt really cold, like the sensation you get when you drink water after having a really strong mint. My girlfriend at the time really enjoyed it though, I guess it's all about preference then hah.

On that topic too, I remember using some of those stamina condoms (with that anesthetic stuff in to make you apparently last longer) and it just made me numb and unable to feel anything :lol:
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I only pull out.
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I sit on the microwave.

In all seriousness, I make sure I use condoms and insist the girl have some form of contraception even if it's just the morning after pill (which also has many other health benefits anyway).
As soon as I'm 30, I'm going in for a vasectomy, it's unfortunate, but apparently even at 25 according to the UK government, they know my mind and body better then I do and as such it's illegal for me to get one prior.
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if your doing one night stands its every man for himself so be sure to wrap your own junk.

In a relationship it should be something openly talked about and shared. When I first started dating my boyfriend I talked about getting on the pill ( most guys seem to prefer it) but he was adamant that I not because he didn't want me to deal with the hormonal hell that it can put you through and that it could effect my fertility and children was something we both wanted in the future.

we do condoms although not as often as we should and the pull out method.
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Condoms don't fit on my bf's dick. It's hilarious :P
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Condoms don't fit on my bf's dick. It's hilarious :P




small or big?
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small or big?


He's too big ;)
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He's too big ;)

Or he just told you "no babe, I can't wear condoms we have to do it bare, they don't fit me!! I swear". Oldest trick in the book.
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Or he just told you "no babe, I can't wear condoms we have to do it bare, they don't fit me!! I swear". Oldest trick in the book.


Seriously, I've seen proof ;)
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Ohemgee.

Your boyfriends man parts are big? How exciting. ;) Woah man, so cool.

He's obviously not using it right, he's yet to fuck the whiny retard out of you.
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LOL thats funny because most condoms stretch more than 750% of their original width and they stretch even more in length.....
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LOL thats funny because most condoms stretch more than 750% of their original width and they stretch even more in length.....


This makes no sense....how can something stretch that far? It would have to break eventually...
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