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[DirtyMindedLittleGirl]

What is the most stupidest/humiliating/embarrassing thing that you have ever done/seen while being intoxicated... or under the influence of drugs? “Just out of curiosity”


For me unfortunately would have to be not last Halloween the year before, i was drinking very heavily... ended up wearing a purple and black tutu a lepricorns hat and about 15 eatable necklaces. Than going trick or treating at about 1 am with some of my closest friends and a couple people we picked up from the pub, and running like a ninja from a taxi i thought was police than kissing one of my best friends... (He’s a guy who is totally in love with me to say the least) than to top it off getting a ride home from the police. BEST NIGHT EVER.

I have seen a couple of my male friends running down the main street of my town pushing their friends in shopping trolleys (trolley surfing)

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Woke up shirtless next to best friend's fat sister.

Her-"Do you want to have sex again?"

[Steve]

Woke up shirtless next to best friend's fat sister.

Her-"Do you want to have sex again?"

So she was just straight to the point, huh?

I'm fairly responsible when drunk, I don't really make mistakes, unless you count that one time when I threw up.. I guess I didn't mean to drink so much I puked.. but anyway... There was this one time, I was at a friend's party in college and the alcohol was practically free - so why not drink myself stupid? Anyway, I was sitting in their conservatory with a few people I didn't know, so I got talking to them all. This one girl in particular started sitting next to me and getting comfortable, said to me "Have you ever been with a black girl before?" I said "umm... No I haven't actually", then she kissed me. It was one of those kisses that you want to forget, but can't. One of those teeth-clashing kisses OH GOD it's making me cringe typing about it. Then I woke up beside her, I probably didn't fuck her since I was clothed, but the thought never leaves my mind.

Thanks for bringing up a bad memory you bastard. This happens every time someone mentions "ever made a drunk mistake?"

[DirtyMindedLittleGirl]

lol thats just lovely steve...

i never have sex when im absoulutly shit faced. its just umm well shit.

[Fizz]

Don't get drunk, tipsy twice, but never drunk. I'm always in control.

[DirtyMindedLittleGirl]

Don't get drunk, tipsy twice, but never drunk. I'm always in control.

your missing out.

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your missing out.

Or just smarter than you or I?

[Nereus]

This was a long time ago, but a memory that's still quite vivid. And to think, it could have been much worse than it was.

I was out with my best friend. We had gone out to dinner, and after dinner we were bored so we cruised down the streets of our town with loud music blaring. A friend of his called to say he had gotten in from a party and had a couple 12 packs of beer left in his trunk. He told us to come to his apartment complex. We drove there, and we were hanging out in the back of the complex drinking. His friend and I were gulping them down. My friend didn't because he had to take me home. He did have one or two, but nothing like his friend and I. His friend takes out a paintball gun and starts shooting. He's really drunk at this point, as am I. He aims the paintball gun at my friend and shoots. It missed my friend's eye by like 3 inches. My friend was pissed now. No way in hell we were going to take him to the hospital if he was hit in the eye. My friend and I were underage and his friend Billy was 23. Not only would we have gone to the hospital, but to the police station as well. Billy wasn't allowed to serve alcohol to minors as we were. My friend punches Billy in the face and takes the paintball gun and shoots him in the leg. He told him to go inside and we were going to get out of there. He takes me home after I had 13 beers or so, and I threw up all over myself as I walk into the house. Oh good times.

[DirtyMindedLittleGirl]

This was a long time ago, but a memory that's still quite vivid. And to think, it could have been much worse than it was.

I was out with my best friend. We had gone out to dinner, and after dinner we were bored so we cruised down the streets of our town with loud music blaring. A friend of his called to say he had gotten in from a party and had a couple 12 packs of beer left in his trunk. He told us to come to his apartment complex. We drove there, and we were hanging out in the back of the complex drinking. His friend and I were gulping them down. My friend didn't because he had to take me home. He did have one or two, but nothing like his friend and I. His friend takes out a paintball gun and starts shooting. He's really drunk at this point, as am I. He aims the paintball gun at my friend and shoots. It missed my friend's eye by like 3 inches. My friend was pissed now. No way in hell we were going to take him to the hospital if he was hit in the eye. My friend and I were underage and his friend Billy was 23. Not only would we have gone to the hospital, but to the police station as well. Billy wasn't allowed to serve alcohol to minors as we were. My friend punches Billy in the face and takes the paintball gun and shoots him in the leg. He told him to go inside and we were going to get out of there. He takes me home after I had 13 beers or so, and I threw up all over myself as I walk into the house. Oh good times.

that could of ended oh so badly. thank god he missed.
its wierd ive only vomited from alcohol once im skilled lol

[Lightning.]

I fell asleep in a club, can't remember the rest after that. But I woke up the next morning lying naked beside my ex :/

Bad times

[LionJess]

Can I just answer for just about everyone in this thread and say that the answer is going to be sex with someone you wouldn't normally do?

I've had a few and like most people in this thread, it's ended several times in sleeping with people I shouldn't have slept with and probably didn't even really want to that much. One of the worst examples though was when myself, my best friend, a friend of his and a good friend of the both of us all were staying over at my best friends apartment. I'd just broken up with someone a few weeks before and wasn't exactly in the right frame of mind. We'd gone out that night and were walking home, and the guy I wasn't friends with was trying to get me to sleep with him, both of my two friends got extremely irritated/defensive by him pushing it... I ended up going to sleep with the one person who wasn't pilled off their head and we attempted to have sex several times (too awkward/too drunk to really happen), a shitton of times the two other guys kept walking in on us deliberately, they were nearly always naked, my best friend started crying out of jealousy at some point... it was incredibly stupid of all of us, really.

There was a phase during summer... 2010 I guess it was, after I'd broken up with an absolute cunt, and I was so upset and generally in such a ridiculous awful state of mind in general... it got fifty billion times worse when I drank and a few times I went psycho. My friends were so good to me during that time to put up with how emotionally fucked up I was then.

Then there's the stupid, idiotic confessions you make when you're drinking. Sigh.

[DirtyMindedLittleGirl]

i guess everything normally ends in drunkin one night stands.

[Let_Love_Bleed_Red]

I honestly haven't made any drunken mistakes yet or had a drunken one night stand...

[DirtyMindedLittleGirl]

i wish i could say the same thing..^

[kittiekatx_x]

The most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me?ummmmm theres alot one is when i stayed the night over at my boyfriends house and his little brother barged in on me while i was changing, he had a camera and was li 'no wonder my big brother likes you' giggles and runs out. i was just standing there like wtf?

[no.Original.thought]

Of course I have slept with people I normally wouldn't have, but I don't really care about that. It's just sex. I've been arrested for driving under the influence like a douche, had a police helicopter looking for my brother and I on a separate occasion(I hadn't done anything wrong), said thousands of dumb ass things, fell on my face from which I now have a large scar on my left check, chased a few people out of my house with a shotgun(they probably deserved it because I didn't like them) and that's all I can think of right now although I'm sure there's much more. Needless to say that alcohol is bad.

[Fizz]

your missing out.

Pfft, bitch please. I don't need alcohol for confidence. Nor do I need bruises in odd places. Nor do I need to make ridiculous mistakes like ugly one night stands.

[DirtyMindedLittleGirl]

Pfft, bitch please. I don't need alcohol for confidence. Nor do I need bruises in odd places. Nor do I need to make ridiculous mistakes like ugly one night stands.

i never said you did, and you only get bruises if you fall down. Have you ever thought that maybe these one night stands could be with that person youve been perving on at a party or your freinds cuzin whos hot ? hmm no.. didnt think so. not everything that happens when your drunk is bad.

[Insane Pie]

i never said you did, and you only get bruises if you fall down. Have you ever thought that maybe these one night stands could be with that person youve been perving on at a party or your freinds cuzin whos hot ? hmm no.. didnt think so. not everything that happens when your drunk is bad.

What things happen when you are drunk that are good?

Do enlighten me, and when I say "good", I mean actual good things.

Also, don't drink, so no mistakes for me.

[Lightning.]

What things happen when you are drunk that are good?

Do enlighten me, and when I say "good", I mean actual good things.

Also, don't drink, so no mistakes for me.

I had a one night stand with a guy who is now my boyfriend. That's something good