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So you're derping around, minding your own business when all of a sudden; *CRASH* a kids ball breaks a window.
The kids not being too bright, then try to sneak onto your property to reclaim their prize, in doing so, cause further damage.
How would you react?
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Hypothetical Situation.
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Rellik San
, Jul 15 2012 09:10 AM
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:10 AM
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:14 AM
Take the ball. Pop the ball. Slice up the ball. Make them eat the ball. Let them choke on the ball. Skin them. Make a new ball.
I don't like children.
I don't like children.
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 10:15 AM
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How much "Further damage" we talking?
But I'd probably be more pissed that they didn't knock and ask for it, instead of trying to break in to get it back.
mainly because if I hear glass break in my house, I'm reaching for the shotgun in my closet, and if I see a strange person in my home, heem gonna be sleepy
But I'd probably be more pissed that they didn't knock and ask for it, instead of trying to break in to get it back.
mainly because if I hear glass break in my house, I'm reaching for the shotgun in my closet, and if I see a strange person in my home, heem gonna be sleepy
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 11:28 AM
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I'd be annoyed with it, if they came to the door and asked then I'd let it go but instead of being a mean person and breaking their ball making you seem like an asshole. I would just go see the parents and tell them what happened and also the breaking in part. Usually the parents are scarier then the police. 
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 12:02 PM
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I would calmly take the ball, go to the kid's parents and tell them what their kid did and how they crossed my property without permission. There is no reason to throw their ball away or scold them, it is not our right to do so if they're just kids, it's their parents decisions and claim some sort of cover for the window and property that was broken.
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 12:05 PM
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This.I would calmly take the ball, go to the kid's parents and tell them what their kid did and how they crossed my property without permission. There is no reason to throw their ball away or scold them, it is not our right to do so if they're just kids, it's their parents decisions and claim some sort of cover for the window and property that was broken.
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 02:18 PM
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I would probably just give the ball back to the kid and sort the window out myself.
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 02:26 PM
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Something along these lines:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEKfcerCPo0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEKfcerCPo0
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 04:10 PM
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I would get my dogs onto them and watch them get mauled to death then wrap the kids up in a rug then throw them into the nearest river.
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 05:29 PM
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lawl, love itTake the ball. Pop the ball. Slice up the ball. Make them eat the ball. Let them choke on the ball. Skin them. Make a new ball.
I don't like children.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 03:47 PM
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Should scare them, then chase them across the lawn like an old man with his walking stick waving about. That will teach them not to fuck with your window.
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