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Craziest Places You've Done It

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This topic comes about from a MSN conversation I was having with someone, and we were talking about crazy places we'd both have had sex in. I've had my fair share of places, so I was wondering, any crazy places you've done it?
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You didn't even mention one place that you've done it...

But for me there are a few. There is a pitcher's mound in broad daylight, a hallway at the high school, in the crowd at a concert, oh and I got thrown out of kohl's one time for having sex in the dressing room.

I do want to cross sex in a taxi off the bucket list sooner or later.
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I've never really had sex in a crazy place. I mean, even the public places were pretty obvious locations.
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I wanted to let other people have the chance to post, then I would have joined the fray, but I'll do so now.

-Hotel staircase three times.
-On the beach in broad daylight.
-On the rooftop of a hotel.
-In the parking lot of a shopping mall in broad daylight.
-In the dressing room of a clothing store.
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I've had sex in an empty classroom in school,
And a few more places that most people have probably done before lol
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The first two posts have been edited. I realise the word itself isn't so terrible, but the context it was used in is a little too raw for the younger readers.
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Weirdest place was in a 'darkroom' in a Buenos Aires nightclub. The worst was in one of the toilets in Paris Charles de Gaul airport. It was putrid.
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Had sex in the school drama room while school was going on.
That's about it for now.
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In a car park
A forest behind my house (Lazy and horny fuckers.)
Train toilet
Cinema toilet
Under the stairs in a College.

That's about it, nowhere too crazy.
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on a school bus going and coming from a school
public library and school library
softlball park (pitchers mound and doug out)
woods
neighbors bed
front yard in daylight
dog pin in the back yard
aunts coutch
a tree (dont do this... its horriable... expecialy when you fall)
creek bank
beach at night
on the rockie mountians ( dont do this one eithor cause its freezing the fuck cold)
parking lot at walmart
random neighborhood in a car
zoo play ground (dont judge me i know this list is a bit long... but all of this is sadly true)
military base (dont do this and get caught its not worth it)
and other places but i dont want to make you think badly of me anymore than you already do XD
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bullshit

Age: 16

Mmhmmm.




As for me, fuck adventurous sex, I've got pizza. Also, I don't think I could enjoy sex at a place with people around or if there was a chance to get caught.
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Uhh I don't know if I'd call them weird or anything although I probably don't know what weird or not weird is anymore.

- The boy's washroom in high school when class ended.
- An elevator (going up just kept pressing the button up or down)
- Outside in a forest during winter.
- In my friend's bed with my ex while my friend and his mom where home.
- In a fort (not really crazy fucking irritable as hell)
- In the subway washroom (nasty was very drunk and high).
- In a tree.
- In a doctor's office when the doctor left to do something. (very risky and not very satisfying all though most guys don't take very long still undressing, redressing etc a challenge)
- In the front lobby of an apartment (nice apartment too and late so kind of not busy).
- where the entry is at the back of the apartments. May not seem crazy but outside, by a park and where a lot of cars drive up and down.
- The Shed of a church I dunno what to call it anyway (the rats where huge...)
- A Church Parking lot.


That's all I can remember.
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A forest is probably the weirdest one for me. Not all that into sex in weird places.
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Ok.... we may be here a while.

Dancefloor of a busy club,
Church confessional,
My best friends parents bed,
A server room,
Whilst not technically doing it, mutual masturbation under a restaurant table when meeting her parents,
In a moving vehicle, whilst she was driving,
On a train, right in the seats,
At a concert,
In a cinema screen,

I'm sure there are others, although I can't think at the moment.
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Age: 16

Mmhmmm.




As for me, fuck adventurous sex, I've got pizza. Also, I don't think I could enjoy sex at a place with people around or if there was a chance to get caught.



you can say bullshit all you want but around here where i liver there is really nothing better to do... thankfully my ex was just as adventurious as i am... like i said there are acutaly more places but i really dont want to list them for fear of looking like a whore.... but i do not lie
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you can say bullshit all you want but around here where i liver there is really nothing better to do... thankfully my ex was just as adventurious as i am... like i said there are acutaly more places but i really dont want to list them for fear of looking like a whore.... but i do not lie



"Oh looks like there is nothing to do today, I know! I'll have sex, because there is nothing else to do. Maybe I will also do some drugs because there is nothing better to do".
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you can say bullshit all you want but around here where i liver there is really nothing better to do... thankfully my ex was just as adventurious as i am... like i said there are acutaly more places but i really dont want to list them for fear of looking like a whore.... but i do not lie


You listed many places. You're 16. If you have more of them, then you really are a whore, considering 16 is still kinda young to be having sex anyway. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
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if she choose to have sex thats her choice no need for you guys to B!tch about it ...
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