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finality

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This one means a lot to me, peez dont h8 on meh!




Sheep come in all shapes and sizes
and I come in sheep

Golem sheep have been rounded by my raping
I grind them into sand

Big wooly fuckers! I like them hairy
kinky bastards

Sometimes, while I furiously fap, I think
of those fabulous furry fuckers

There is no sheep I would not savage
from a wolf in sheep's clothing, to the lamb of god

I cry myself to sleep every night
counting all the sheep I have not had... yet

Farmers find me, sometimes, fucking livestock
they disregard our love as "Welsh"

I never come so hard, so fast
it's like two shakes of a lamb's tail





This one goes out to all my home boys, representin' for the sheep lovin' community. Peace!

xoxoxoxoxoxox
Finality XD
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Hyena.

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I...can't tell if you're being serious or silly. I actually kind of like the piece, but I don't know if you do. Sure, it's not relevant, but I'm actually inclined to take it seriously, especially the first four lines, ignoring the obvious and admittedly contextual meaning of 'come in sheep' for the more metaphorical form.

I like it, sure. And I want to take it seriously. I just don't want to get ridiculed for it.
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Steve 

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I...can't tell if you're being serious or silly. I actually kind of like the piece, but I don't know if you do. Sure, it's not relevant, but I'm actually inclined to take it seriously, especially the first four lines, ignoring the obvious and admittedly contextual meaning of 'come in sheep' for the more metaphorical form.

I like it, sure. And I want to take it seriously. I just don't want to get ridiculed for it.

Well it's witty, clever. Nothing wrong with liking something for being witty.
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Phrike

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Sheep come in all shapes and sizes
and I come in sheep

These are the best lines of any poem, ever.

This shit is going on my tombstone AND my lower back.
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Bimp

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POTY 2012
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lmfao. interesting.
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