Looking for a friend, companion...and if we both survive the zombie frog apocalypse, possible a girlfriend...If you bring your own weapons that's a huge bonus but not required. So any chicks 20+ interested in trying to ward off the zombie frogs with me...that would be pretty killer...
Warning: If you lack zombie frog knowledge, your safety cannot be guaranteed.
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If zombie frogs are not your scene...and you are a hopeless romantic wooed by music... then picture a band outside your window playing Escape by Rupert Holmes... and because this is your imagination you can even throw in a black limo in the background with a bunch of bouquets of black roses all around you on a foggy, full moon, midnight black night, and I will even spring to let you choose the band to perform...
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If none of that applies to you then you should probably not respond...!
In all seriousness though...girls 20+ would be pretty bash to chat..!