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[vdc] To My Future Husband

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Mindy Simmons

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    Mmm... footlong chili dog.

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Staton, oh, Staton,
I'd do him hard.
I think he's a babe,
And that he sounds smart.

He tolerates my references
And doesn't hate my jokes,
He reads good books
and that is no hoax.

Oh, Staton, oh, oh,
He should run away with me;
I think it would be quite fun
And we could live in Vivec, you see.

He is so very witty
Though his jokes often get shitty
And I think it's a pity
That it's usually literally.

Staton, oh, Staton,
I'll stalk him till he's buried,
And since I'm insane,
I think we should get married.
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laugh.gif Nice entry. What a lucky guy. wink.gif
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Mindy Simmons

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Thanks. laugh.gif It took a long time to write, so I'm glad it turned out well. (Actually, I wrote in under ten minutes and this is the edited version, the original was actually a little longer.)

SPEAKING OF WHICH, for the lolz, I'm going to post the stanza I cut out because it's pretty damn funny, if I do say so myself (I only edited it because I couldn't make it fit).

When I am sober,
His voice can amaze me,
But when I am drunk
His voice is so sexy.

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SO MUCH WIN!!! *giggles madly*
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